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Multitasking while drunk and thinking your doing a good job but really your not, either to or almost at epic fail status the next day.
Person 1: Last night i had too much to drink so i was Stearnsin between my homework, facebook, ipod, and texting
Person 2: Oh so howd that turn out?
Person 1: Well while headbanging to my ipod i texted my gf telling her i could fuck her in half, but it sent to my mom, i put some pictures on facebook im not to proud off, and i wrote my 5 page spanish paper in englsh.
Person 2: Oh so howd that turn out?
Person 1: Well while headbanging to my ipod i texted my gf telling her i could fuck her in half, but it sent to my mom, i put some pictures on facebook im not to proud off, and i wrote my 5 page spanish paper in englsh.
by ginganinja101 November 29, 2011
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020