A steaming titanic occurs when you take a shit so large, that half of the shit is in the hole of the toilet and is unseeable and the other half is sticking out of the water. This shit is unflushable unless broken in half.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.