To place a lit cigarette up someone's ass or vagina.

When you com on her face and shit on her belly at the same time

Taking a shit in a wash machine

A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water boils and emits a fecal vapor.

When you rip a fart and your ass cheeks are blocking any exit pathway for the fart. Forced to go somewhere, the fart exits forward in direction and vibrates your ball sack as well as heats it up.

When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.