1: verb: To help someone without them knowing that you're helping them
1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.
by TheEpicN00b August 16, 2011
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being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos
Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench
by billsmut September 01, 2014
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A girl who has a relationship with at least one guy for every period she has (including missed ones), yet pretends not to be a hoe.
-Yo, gabby gives more head than a serial street whore, the hell is with this innocent shit?

- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!

-she sucked my dick too!
by Oliver closoff April 27, 2015
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The use of the word is done so in which to trick someone during the game of Bullshit / Cheat / I Doubt It, not just restricted to jacks but to your personal favourite card. This is used to make someone think you are bullshitting, or to people that know you more well, make them think you are in fact not bullshitting.
You: Yeah I place down a stealth jack...I mean a 7
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit

or

You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*
by iBroadwell March 09, 2015
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A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..
Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"

Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"
by StealthLobster November 06, 2009
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A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.
by The poop dog May 27, 2018
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A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.
by BunnySMG February 12, 2015
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