"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."

"Have you seen our roommate?"

"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."

She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.

Kyle had steak dick so bad, I needed A1 sauce for that shit

I was running down the stairs, tripped over Bob's glory hole, and gave myself a Steak Eye

“You’re so lucky he is such a great boyfriend”

“I know! He’s a total Steak Face”

Carl: "Jesus Christ Ken has been a pill this week!"
Nick: "Ah, just give him the steak finger in the shower next time. He'll be smiling in no time."

"A steak fire? Who cooks a steak at 11 p.m.?" - Pissed firefighter dispatched to the scene.