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Steak Bake: A steak bake is when your finger accidently goes through the toilet paper and into your feces... kinda like when your finger breaks through a greggs steak bake.
by Chew-Boi November 13, 2009
May 5 Word of the Day
A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."
Things that are cheugy:
The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles
Australians
Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires
The person writing this definition
Things that are cheugy:
The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles
Australians
Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires
The person writing this definition
by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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This is an informal British term for a woman's vagina. Derived from a pastry that they sell at Gregg's (a chain of restaurants in the United Kingdom)
by Brigette Martin Mendoça July 26, 2017
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A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.
Linda: I'm out of a job
Tor: *shocked* how? why?
Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.
Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*
Tor: *shocked* how? why?
Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.
Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*
by Linda April 17, 2005
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What comes out of your gareth after a weeks holiday in the canary islands when you have eaten sirloin steak every night and become constipated due to the funny water. It looks like steak, it smells like steak and would probably taste like steak too if you cared to try it...
"I didnt shit for a week when I got back off holiday. When I finally managed to empty the chodhopper it was a real steakbake"
by stefb March 13, 2009