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Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Stead' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to stead, because it's the same length.
Guy runs up and punches a guy with a 'Stead'
Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!
*drives*
Guy with a 'Stead' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.
Guy with Stead: FUCK YA!
Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!
*drives*
Guy with a 'Stead' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.
Guy with Stead: FUCK YA!
by hacwan74 April 11, 2010
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007