Stay Home because coronavirus is around.

Girlfriend:*Tries to kiss her boo*
Boyfriend:Social distancing
Girlfriend:Then why the fuck am I here
Boyfriend:I don't know

This term is commonly used on facebook to indicate that you are a baby momma on welfare with at least one, but more likely, multiple children born out of wedlock with each child by a different baby daddy. The baby daddies are typically criminals and drug addicts. These women use the term in an attempt to elevate their status, but most people see through the ruse and know they are nothing but lazy, uneducated, drug addled hoochies.

one who cares for the children while being denied by their cheating significant other

A popular shot taken by stay at home mothers and cougars to get through the day/night. The shot includes a handful of Vicodin or Percoset washed down by a cannonball chug of Chardonnay or other boxed wine varietals.

A day when every single thing seems to go wrong, like dropping thing up to bumping your head against everything.

what pornhub renamed itself so you can stay home and enjoy free premium videos of girls who may or may not be underage sucking your cock

Phrase used by people who do not desire to hang out for the day. Often used to avoid offending someone when they already have plans, do not want to hang out with the asker, or really just want to stay home. Often followed by three periods (..) to show false/real remorse.