When you want to break up with your girlfriend but you're too much of a pussy to do it like a "big boy".

Can also be used to say that you are leaving a place or area.
"Dude are you breaking up with me?"
"YUP, DIP STATUS."

OR

"YO, I'm going to DIP I'll see you later."
by Look At Flowers April 17, 2010
Get a Dip Status mug for your buddy Manley.
When Elijah is kept in a capsule and live off of the semen of his capsule owner
Elijah tried out the Elijah status chamber!
by czisbeast August 25, 2019
Get a Elijah status chamber mug for your barber Georges.
The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019
Get a Eyes Married Status mug for your guy Riley.
When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game
I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.
by Weshboy May 22, 2020
Get a Facebook Status mug for your friend Nathalie.
Used when someone fully, agrees with what is being discussed. An affirmation of how one feels about a certain subject or occurrence.
Person 1: That car has an awesome paint job.
Person 2: Oh, now that's the status.
by cliffj98 September 25, 2019
Get a That's the status mug for your coworker Yasemin.
trōjən stātəs/
noun.

1. a prank when you post a status on facebook that everyone you know will like/stand behind (i.e. supporting our country/troops, a little kid who beats cancer, etc...) and once everyone has liked it... go back in and edit the status to something REALLY BAD (some racist/hateful, ignorant, etc...).
Example:
Original Status: "The world would be a better place if people loved other people as much as they love the walking dead"....wait for a bunch of friends to like the status.....insert Trojan Status: "Jews deserved the Holocaust...#thanksadolf" ....wait for all your friends to be like ...WHAT!?!?! I NEVER LIKED THAT !?!"
by BigTeaney February 06, 2014
Get the Trojan Status neck gaiter and mug.