Muhammed: I'm so depressed

*Goes on Facebook* *status* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF." *get's ignored*
Rihannon likes I hate it when my tampons fall out.
Fred likes Someone said they'd jump off a cliff so I poked them.
Muhammed: Damn I just got status jumped.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you