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The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...
by DanteRhodesWatts October 11, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.
by eaglesrulebearsareok April 13, 2010
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when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway
by jelani913 June 17, 2009
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similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people
by billy bob joe111 November 05, 2010