Anyone holding the paradoxical belief that people are more competent to govern each other than they are to make individual choices.

statistics is a branch of science which deals with data collection,presentstion,analysis, and drawing conclusion for any problem under study.

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

Bullshit alot of the time.

Someone who supports the political class's special right to subjugate everybody else.

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Someone, who out of fear, ignorance or a sense of misplaced duty blindly follows the rules of a government without considering whether those rules are fair or just. Giving the state the benefit of the doubt as opposed to the citizens of the state. Unfortunately, most statists will never receive the special treatment from their government that they think they have earned or deserve.