Pronunciation key: Eff-Em-Sta-tic
Noun. A band
A Christian Rock band. Can't say it's the greatest band, but it's still a pretty good band

A band that brings back the 80's with a modern twist. It has very sexy guys.

The after effect of scratching your balls near a television antenna.

Words couldnt even begin to describe the greatness of this band

An awesome punk rock, garage band in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
It consists of five members- Michael, John, Tyler, Steven, and Ross.
They kinda suck sometimes but people love them anyway.
She's Mormon is their best song. They should play it all the time.
They also sound a lot like Blink 182.-

Farting, especially over the phone and/or holding up the phone to one's ass whilst farting

Static analysis is a method of debugging software without executing the program. It is often executed using automated tools.