When a person has anal sex with a small woodland creature and imagines it as a male's anus. What a tool.
Hey bro I think that gay hobo is gonna starwind that chipmunk.
by KRAZYKRAZE March 27, 2008
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The most lovely girl ever. She looks for every way to please you and adore you. She is generous to a fault.
by Pablo February 07, 2003
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A long-standing "pseudo-troll" and Prommie of the General Discussion (GD) subforum of Gaia Online. While seemingly well-known by a few of the older patrons of the GD, he is most well-known for bringing the "Dancer Bottom" to the lowest of low's in Gaia fashion.

Also, he's a pervert.
Gene Starwind scares girls under the age of ____.
by godofwine December 15, 2008
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