"Baby, you're just laying in between my legs?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm starling."

What did you do last week?
I was starling

Barman: What can I get for you tonight, good sir?
Patron: Why, I think I shall have a drop of Starling!
Barman: Starling? Isn't that a bird?
Patron: No, my dear man! Tis' a mixture of Stella Artois and Carling in a 1 to 1 ratio!
Barman: ... Why?