When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.

Having so much diarrhea that you get a chafed anus. An extremely sore anus.

Starfish buddies: two people who enjoy the action of "starfishing," which is the act of wrapping ones limbs around another's head (all limbs being above the shoulders). The starfished buddy often then stands up to enjoy the starfishing. Achieving this optimum starfishing position is similar to how one would get onto the shoulders of another, except from the front.

When you leave your lover spread out all over the bed after you screwed thier brains out.

Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.

Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.

starfish’s mouths are in the middle of their body so when a mermaid has starfish instead of seashells they suck tit all day. So starfishing sucking your girls tit

When one lays spread-Eagle and naked due to heat exhaustion