Jon Scarce: Celestia Vega is a fucking starfish!
Keemstar: IKR she only gives a fuck about the money
Keemstar: IKR she only gives a fuck about the money
by DarkDick January 17, 2017
In prison ,the corrections officer told me and my celly to grab our ass cheeks and cough,I asked ,does it look like a starfish back there boss? !
by UNITED WRIOT November 23, 2015
Retarded, brain-dead, end users.
AKA BDU's (Brain dead users).
Named so because starfish have no brain and only one orifice.
AKA BDU's (Brain dead users).
Named so because starfish have no brain and only one orifice.
by VIPERsssss January 19, 2005
During sex, a person who lays face down, legs and arms spread (like a starfish) and takes it from behind, not moving, making no noise, exerting no effort, and leaving all the work up to the other person. Usually the starfish is gay and a total bottom who cares little about who is fucking them, instead just wanting to take it like a bitch from behind.
by ozoutofwater November 14, 2007
A sexual partner who is unresponsive to sex, this is not the same as rape. Essentially a lazy ass in the sack. Probably has a tiny penis.
"Who'd you lay last night?"
"Frankie."
"Really? What was that like?"
"He was a total starfish, he didn't move at all, plus he had such a small penis I couldn't even feel it inside of me."
"Frankie."
"Really? What was that like?"
"He was a total starfish, he didn't move at all, plus he had such a small penis I couldn't even feel it inside of me."
by monstars22 January 24, 2012
A sexual position involving 5 guys and 1 girl. One guy inserts his dick into the girls vag, another guy inserts his dick into the girls ass, the 3rd guy inserts his dick into the girls mouth, and the last two guys get handjobs from the same girl.
by mclovin696969696969696695 February 03, 2010
(v) A female with five guys position their fallacies five strategic locations. One in the mouth. One in the vagina. On in the anus and one in each hand. If the hands get tired, they are then moved into the ear, which is termed the Modified Starfish.
I got starfished this weekend. My arms got tired, so we needed to switch to modified starfish.
Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.
Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.
by P Devlin March 11, 2008