After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

Bash it all you want, it's the greatest film saga ever.

I watched Star Wars last night and it was awesome as always. Then I went to bed and dreamt of something other than Star Wars. The next morning I went to work and didn't think about Star Wars all day. That night I went to a party and didn't talk about Star Wars once.

-Star Wars is cool ah?

-Hell, yeah.

Star Wars would be great if it weren't for Jar Jar.

Star Wars represents the ultimate story, evil dictator and his innumerable armies vs. rag-tag rebellion. The ultimate tale of good(Jedi/Luke Skywalker) vs. pure evil(Palpatine).