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Could be the best or the worst horse game, who knows. But despite the chat ban, the constant barely half useful updates, small pressure to get star coins, one thing is for sure, you could meet your best friend on here! (Speaking of personal experiences cOUGH)honestly 10 out of 10 would die again. I learned a lot at least, helped 4th grade me with typing, spelling, etc. if you play for a long enough time tho. If you find something you like in this game like clubs,(dressage, cross country, etc etc.) questing, training, role-playing, exploring, and find other people who like the same exact thing, the bond can become prettyyyy good in MY opinion. okay byebye thank you for coming to my ted talk.
(The most star stable player talk you can get) player 1: dude I don't know which one I like better, I saved up and didn't spend it on clothes, stable care, OR leveling up my curlys. I JUST bought the gray freezy and I only have like 900 star coins left so which new andy should I get?

player 2: you're JUST getting the new type of andy?
player 1: Yeah i got broke real fast because of stable care.

player2: you're always broke.
by Kermits dad December 07, 2019
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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either in your opinion the most stupid game ever or the best. i'm sure the majority of sso players can agree the game is ran by a bunch of uneducated idiots but hard working idiots, even though they drastically fail. join sso if you want nothing but disappointment from almost every update!!!

edit: yall disliking like i give a fuck, anyway stan talent stan itzy
"Star Stable hasn't done a good fucking update in months."
by FairyJieun November 06, 2019
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