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when you bust a load on a girls face and then throw confetti in it
dude why is there confetti on your floor?
oh i got a star spangled blowjob last night
by petercla April 04, 2008
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of confetti and covering the cum-covered face with confetti. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star spangled blowjob.
Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
by campi April 12, 2008
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the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of red, white and blue confetti and covering the cum-covered face with it. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star Spangled Blowjob.
Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
by DPlast April 15, 2008
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