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When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler
Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning
by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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When someone throws a chunk of staples into the bra of a female. If sucessful, it will impale the n i p
"Sarah is such a bitch! I should give her a stapletit at lunch"
by HarryPython April 16, 2019
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