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A person with (if male) a large penis, (or if female) a total bitch.
Oh you can tell he's a Staplehurst.
Ye you can also tell that she's a Staplehurst, lets walk away before she sees us
by orkhive October 23, 2009
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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