Aaron hooked up with Dee who is in love with Jay who keeps texting Becca, but there's nothing going on with Aaron and Becca. It was a love staple!
by G-Mike P May 31, 2008
1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)
2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing
3. not really sure
4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).
2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing
3. not really sure
4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).
sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::
1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.
random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::
1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.
random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE
by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 09, 2006
Condition that occurs when one hoards staples and allows the "adhesive" in the staples to dry from disuse. This results in resistoring, phoning, and stapler jams.
Damn---I'm out of staples, so I have to use these old staples now. I bet all of them have staple rot!
by pentozali September 06, 2007
odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.
"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"
by dorham May 16, 2006
a verb used when you use your hands to staple something together instead of using the actually stapler because you either dont have one or it is broken
If your dont have a stapler, you have to stapling something, and you have staples, wut do u do? Ghetto Stapling!!
by That Guy O.o November 24, 2008
i shot my cat with one of these before...then i shot my rooster and it went BUCC-BUCCC-BUCCAC!!!!! really really loud
by eddie_wants_it_up_his_anus March 07, 2005
the absolute hottest, most beautiful guy you will ever lay eyes on. there is no one that can even compare to him, because he is the sweetest person on the planet. you basically can't help but love him, cept dont even try cuz hes MINE
by LBC February 16, 2005