by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011
Right as you are about to cum while recieving a blowjob, pull the womans face away and poke her in the eyes and cum on her face at the same time.
Dude, last night this chick was giving me really good head but i just had to staple gun her, it was so fucking funny!!
by Ryan and Bryan, the artists... January 06, 2006
a type of coupon that hates playing the piano, or someone who really enjoys eating chicken while petting various chinchillas.
by thelittlelamb January 12, 2018
an all around amazing person, that is normally smoking hot. in generally Gina Staples is the best person you will ever know.
by Gina123456789 September 14, 2008
The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.
Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.
Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.
Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!
by TheEyes629 October 16, 2010
Actions deriving from living in your grandma's basement for years and playing Quake III/Half Life 2. This activity tends to lead to pedophilia, alcoholism, baldness, unemployment, poverty and a whole range of social ineptitude.
by InfInIty13X October 04, 2007