"Uh, Mark, you've a big wad of stapes stuck to your shoe, mate!"

"I love nectarines," Said Katie.
"Oh God, no," Said Anne in disagreement. "Stapes oranges are definitely my favourite.

"YOU ARE A STAPES!"
"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CROCK OF GOLD, ASSHOLE!"

*Scene from "The Life of A Leprechaun" by Patrick Barry

"That flower just ate my homework!"
"That's because it's a stapes."

"Mike, did you hear that Erica got STApes of Allan?"
Mike: "That guy WAS always monkeying around."

"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."