So basically a Stanky Fingers are when you are fingering a girl and you smell your two middle fingers and they smell like fish or something bad like wet cardbored it happens when the girl dosent wash

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.