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Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.
by Chykaty chyna December 03, 2016
Aug 9 Word of the Day
Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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An unusually smelling penis and and a little smelly in the testicle region. It resembles the smell of stank cooch, or a landfill.
Sarah: what the fuck is that horrible smell, is it my armpits?
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.
by Antonymys March 14, 2014
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When you havent washed your penis for a week and take a wank, then sniff your fingers when finished.
by traktormafia February 05, 2018