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Someone who intensely loves Stanley Parker of the comic strip 'The Better Half'. Stan Fans often read 'The Better Half' for hours looking at Stan's crazy antics. Stan's wife, Harriet, a.k.a Rabbit, also watches intensely. If you read 'The Better Half' religiously chances are you'll be a Stan Fan in no time. Stan Fans are all over the nation, trust me, I'm one of them!
Stan: Hey Bryant, I got the newest 'Better Half'. You want to read it with me, you big Stan Fan, you?!
Bryant: Stanley, you know it! I love you, buddy! Even if you are a big bunch of gooey.
Stan: Now, now, don't say that. Remember the Stanley S? (he does a Stanley S) That's one way I stretch all the goo off. But I'm still the same old Stan.
Bryant: Sure you are. Rabbit knows. You're both Stan Fans. Crazy guy. (starts reading the comic) Good one! You're kissing on her.
Stan: Yeah, Stan Fans have to be mushy. You're just not a Stan Fan unless you're mushy. Come here. (Stan hugs Bryant) Big Stanley S here! (they both bend into the Stanley S) See, now you're really a Stan Fan! The Stanley S shows. I love you! Stan Fans forever!
Bryant: Stanley, you know it! I love you, buddy! Even if you are a big bunch of gooey.
Stan: Now, now, don't say that. Remember the Stanley S? (he does a Stanley S) That's one way I stretch all the goo off. But I'm still the same old Stan.
Bryant: Sure you are. Rabbit knows. You're both Stan Fans. Crazy guy. (starts reading the comic) Good one! You're kissing on her.
Stan: Yeah, Stan Fans have to be mushy. You're just not a Stan Fan unless you're mushy. Come here. (Stan hugs Bryant) Big Stanley S here! (they both bend into the Stanley S) See, now you're really a Stan Fan! The Stanley S shows. I love you! Stan Fans forever!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 09, 2012
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020