(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.
#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!
by WomenOf113 December 02, 2011
To stalk a friends friend on a socail network to see who else the friend is connecting with or knows, to get info or the down low on that person.
Mike- hey what do you know about Megan, like who is she friends with so i can the downlow on her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?
by nevershoutneverlove325 January 09, 2011
by krifjijfrfrfrfrf November 03, 2014
when a guy, or girl is trying to find out personal information from someone he/she likes but doesn't want to let that person know they attracted to them
Brad really has a crush on Gloria, but he is really shy so he was flirt stalking her to find out her number and what part of town she lives in.
by Samran53 May 29, 2020
(inner monologue of a high/bored person):Laying here watching 'Hoarders' is not enough right now, I should read something. Food for thought on Wikipedia or food for stalk on Facebook?
by taycolez October 06, 2011
He's creepy as hell and you should not go close to him. He will probably kidnap and do some weird shit to you. He's an interesting fellow. But that's just life I guess. :D
Kid 1: Hey, who that guy over there.
Kid 2: Oh, he's just the guy that stalks kids outside of school. He kidnaps kids.
Kid 1: Oh, is that what happened to Kid 3.
Kid 2: Sadly, yes. I haven't saw him ever since.
Kid 1: Well, he's probably dead.
Kid 2: Well shit.
Kid 2: Oh, he's just the guy that stalks kids outside of school. He kidnaps kids.
Kid 1: Oh, is that what happened to Kid 3.
Kid 2: Sadly, yes. I haven't saw him ever since.
Kid 1: Well, he's probably dead.
Kid 2: Well shit.
by pink testicles January 25, 2021
A Person who likes to be around you, and talk to you, displaying interest in you but not truly stalking you. This is often mistakening for actual stalking by ignorant people, and to a certain degree is socially acceptable. It is the act of pursuing someone in an atempt to befriend them, date them, or create a buisness relationship with them. Half-Stalking is a habit that a person can grow out off, and change. Half-Stalking is restricted to a specific location, such as A REC center, work, or school.
In High School
Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.
Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.
Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...
Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.
Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.
Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...
by Sir Flux September 28, 2009
