a traffic light that has been green for a long while so you know any second it is going to turn yellow so be ready
by Woody Thomas June 03, 2007
a fart that doesn't leave it's position, meaning it stays in its original x and y fart coordinates and has unmatched smell strength properties compared to regular farts.
(farts in room)
(10 minutes later)
yo dis smell aint goin away bro, u got sum stale farts up in this bitch
(10 minutes later)
yo dis smell aint goin away bro, u got sum stale farts up in this bitch
by pseudoderp June 13, 2014
When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.
"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."
by cranberryzero October 17, 2007
by poop-dick jr. June 29, 2011
Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.
by Beebix April 04, 2006
When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.
Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
by restful ling ling January 02, 2016
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1- someone kills a joke; they get the stale face
2- someone says something stupid; they get the stale face
2- someone says something stupid; they get the stale face
by marsean May 31, 2010