During excretion, the individual squats over their sexual partner. Before the log breaks off, the aforementioned partner below places their mouth on the poo and begins to suck upward in popsicle-like fashion. The result, a turd dripping downward representing a stalactite from the cavernous sphincter above.

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

A wad of toilet paper, shit, and ass hair that hangs around the outside of your crap cavern. They sometimes cause pain during removal. Can also get in the way if you're trying to stick something up there.

a sperm icicle

A shin buster. What you might trip on while spelunking.

Nose gold that hangs from the bottom of a desk in an office environment. May sometimes be found forming on the walls of cubicles. Formed regardless of whether a spectator is present. Sometimes contains trace amounts of fecal matter and/or ball cheese. Typically removed from the human nasal cavity, just shy of the brain, by stubby fingers.