This happens when you put your dillwhip in your homies ass more than 4 times a week. The poop usually stains on the shaft. That's where the name derives from.
Dude, I can't get changed in the locker room anymore.
Why?
Because I got the stain wang from you last night
Ah shit.
Yeah, literally!
Why?
Because I got the stain wang from you last night
Ah shit.
Yeah, literally!
by Volgor the Flame September 07, 2019
I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.
by DocM&M August 16, 2020
Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...
by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 03, 2019
As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.
by DoctorPeterFile March 05, 2018
during the peak of sexual activity the male pulls out and shoots his load all over the receivers belongings.
by gaychevyman May 06, 2008
by Ya boy darrel September 03, 2016