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When a certain circumstance makes you get too nervous to produce any poo.
After making awkward eye contact over the cubicle door, Ryan got Stage Shite in the library toilets
by TimbolaArcade November 16, 2020
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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