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An erection of the penis (or a moistening of the vagina) due to performing in front of a large audience without becoming sexually aroused.
Dylan: I'm so nervous to play Hamlet in front of 400+ people tonight! I have stage fright!
Erik: I never get stage fright. One thing I do get is stage erection. It's not like I'm horny, but I always pop a boner whenever we get into that swordfight at the end. Is that weird?
Dylan: ...yeah, man.
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Erik: I never get stage fright. One thing I do get is stage erection. It's not like I'm horny, but I always pop a boner whenever we get into that swordfight at the end. Is that weird?
Dylan: ...yeah, man.
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by Bready Hampton October 27, 2011
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015