A small school in the middle of no where which means we know how to get FUCKING TRASHED!!!!! Besides parting SLU also knows how to prepare students for the real world. While the cost of attendance is extremely high they are very generous with financial aid and scholarship. Don't be confused there are still hella rich white kid from the New England Area.

Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.

An institution of higher learning in Canton, New York that questionably offers "learning."

The school is full of loose women and students who pay too much to be near them. Attendees are often described as "Sluzers," or "Sluts." St. Lawrence also offers up a mediocre-at-best hockey team, that is never considered all that threatening.

St. Lawrence is also the vastly inferior option to Clarkson University, a school that offers actual degrees and a chance at a real job.