a school where they dont give a shit about your education and really just want to get you in trouble. they make tons of cash but still like to raise the price cuz they greedy little witches. most of the teachers there are on something and don’t even know how to teach but still tell our parents that we are failing class. most kids are faker then barbie but still claiming they are your realest friend. yall may think that since we go to a little catholic school that we are angels of God, but in reality you would of wished that you didn’t try us !

An academically rich and competitive school. It boasts a rigorous and competitive environment both academically and athletically. The kids that go here can take AP courses while playing three sports and scoring 2300s on SAT's. We are the best school in Annapolis. We are wealthy white kids who breathe excellence in every area. People are jealous of our smarts, athletic skills and money. We look down at other schools like AACS (filled of faggots) ABSHS (also filled with faggots) IC (who cares) Key (gay stoners) severn (gayyyyy). We are the best school, we rock the polos and look sick doing it. We live in the best neighborhoods: Murray Hill, Sherwood, Bay Ridge etc... We have the nicest beach houses, and people don't mess with us bc they know we would kick their ass.

St. Mary's College aka SMC aka Summer Camp for big kids. Commonly confused with Mount St. Mary's, but everyone knows we are so much cooler than them. We get to spend our lazy days skipping classes and hanging out down by the river. Pot is at the top of the food pyramid right next to alcohol. Regular attire is a polo, with the collar popped of course! Pleasant, Monks, the point and the Door are always fun spots to chill (watch out for the townies at the bars tho) If its your birthday you better stay clear of the pond. Once you come here you never want to leave. So pop your collar, grab a beer and head down to the docks!!!

A school in Canada were tons of hot girls ogo. It is an all-girls school, a guy's dream school.

Shithole. Beware of this one. Pedophiles and horny classroom assistants are around every corner

A county in Maryland. Despite it getting a bad rap by snobs around DC and Baltimore, who have never been here, it is one of the fastest growing counties in the state (along with our neighbors Charles and Calvert County). We are the birthplace of religious freedom in the United States and St. Mary's City had the first coffeehouse in North America. St. Mary's resident Margaret Brent was the first woman to act as an attorney in North America. Home of the stuffed ham. Home of Patuxent River Naval Air Station...where many astronauts got their start. Without St. Mary's, Maryland would never have existed. We have rural areas as well as suburbs. We are a bedroom community for Washington DC for those who don't want to deal with Montgomery, PG, and Howard County's yuppie crap.

An all-girls school in Portland, OR. Often subject to criticism from girls who attend the other local private schools. While many will automatically sneer at its lack of boys, school spirit and location, it is in truth a fantastic school. It is the only school in the state to win the national Blue Ribbon award for education TWICE and also has a great 6A golf team and a number of other 4A teams. SMA is truly a home for many; it is one of the most economically and ethnically diverse schools in the area because of its location right in the heart of downtown. As to the claims that SMA girls act sluttily around boys, this is untrue. Girls are just more confident and comfortable in their own skin.