a school where the number of people who go there is fewer than the number of people who paid to see glitter.

They have no sister school. They have no social lives. They have no athletic program. But they'll always be better than Gonzaga!

A school that can't compete with St Albans, Landon, Prep, or Gonzaga on athleticism, wealth, girls, or good looks.

a school with guys that no holton, visitation, holy child, holy cross, or ncs girl would date. only ugly stone ridge girls.

The gayest school that D.C. has to offer. The "guys" who attend the flaming school have never had girlfriends and have to pay girls to go out with them. Because they always get turned down by girls they've turned homo on each other and fuck each other. These dickless wonders that we refer to as "Gay Mother-fuckers" a.k.a St. Anselms Fags all give each other head. They are all ugly.. so motherfucking ugly. I feel bad for the girls who have been in contact with these flamers because. Funny thing is.. I am an Anselm Guy! Fuck Me fellow classmates of '05!!

A tight school on the way down. Used to be the best school in DC for guys not obsessed about their looks and dicks. now its just a bunch of fat kids better off dead. Go somewhere else. st. anselm's ain't better than public school really but least its better than zaga. u know st. anselm's don't have a rep but who cares college is way more important

the nerdiest school on the planet that no one has heard of often confused with saint albans. we are really uncool people and proud of it. our vocabulary consists of primarily three words skeet cock and penis because we are also gay.