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A small city north of edmonton where the per capita income is one of the highest in western canada. 63% above most households. Unlike e-town, st. albert is not sketch. Kids roam the streets at three in the morning and still can feel safe and not get shot.
As a kid, you love it here. You can play at all the parks, go on anywhere by yourself, and have just a great time. As you get older, it becomes boring and it seems that st albert has nothing to offer you to do until you hit grade 9. Then a sudden realization occurs to you and you now understand that St. Albert kids are rich and without many rules our boundaries. Parties are thrown constantly. Sex, alcohol, drugs, they're all just a part of their everyday lifes. ROlling up in their mercedes and escalades, rocking their thousand dollar outfits, it's ideal. Could you ask for a better place to be a teen?
St. A is a tight knit community. You give directions by landmarks, no one knows street names. Everyone knows everyone. Most of all, Gossip travels fast. Any thing you do will be known by everyone within the hour. The cliques are clearly defined within our highschools. THe clones are the top of the school. It's like their famous, everyone knows who they are, what they do, everything about them. They live out their highschool years thinking they're "it". And really they are. The girls here are raised to be perfect housewives. IQs are low, boobs are popping, and they know exactly how to please the guys.
People say the kids here can't wait to get out, but I have to disagree. Here in St. Albert, we're in our own bubble. Safe from the troubles and realities of the world. Planning on living off our daddy's and knowing all our problems dissapear when we're here.
As a kid, you love it here. You can play at all the parks, go on anywhere by yourself, and have just a great time. As you get older, it becomes boring and it seems that st albert has nothing to offer you to do until you hit grade 9. Then a sudden realization occurs to you and you now understand that St. Albert kids are rich and without many rules our boundaries. Parties are thrown constantly. Sex, alcohol, drugs, they're all just a part of their everyday lifes. ROlling up in their mercedes and escalades, rocking their thousand dollar outfits, it's ideal. Could you ask for a better place to be a teen?
St. A is a tight knit community. You give directions by landmarks, no one knows street names. Everyone knows everyone. Most of all, Gossip travels fast. Any thing you do will be known by everyone within the hour. The cliques are clearly defined within our highschools. THe clones are the top of the school. It's like their famous, everyone knows who they are, what they do, everything about them. They live out their highschool years thinking they're "it". And really they are. The girls here are raised to be perfect housewives. IQs are low, boobs are popping, and they know exactly how to please the guys.
People say the kids here can't wait to get out, but I have to disagree. Here in St. Albert, we're in our own bubble. Safe from the troubles and realities of the world. Planning on living off our daddy's and knowing all our problems dissapear when we're here.
Just remember this ideal lifestyle, ain't so sweet underneath the surface.
Live in St. Albert, you'll grow up fast.
Live in St. Albert, you'll grow up fast.
by i'm from st. albert, deal April 07, 2009
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A moderate sized town in the smack-middle of Alberta, Canada. Hated by a lot of people who don't live there. Most snobbish, stuck up bitchy kids in Alberta alone. A lot of the fuckers there make over 100,000K per annual household income combined.
Sure, okay, it can be a safe community in some spots, but oh honey it's the worst if you're a teenager or young adult. Absolutely nothing to do. Fucking Teens think they're top shit and form stupid ass cliques that won't help them later in life. You think being rich is great? Well St. Albert is for your ass then. Kids do drugs, smoke crack, roll up in their "fuck daddy's Mercedes or Porsche" and ask for money, money, money all the damn time. The people who live here don't even know what it means to be humble.
St. Albert is also VERY homophobic, transphobic, and has a SHIT-TON of racism. St. Albert people spread rumors and think they're celebrities. Fuck off twats, you're not Kayne. Nobody is the shit here, 30 years from now, they'll be begging all the rest of other city folk about how to "not be being rich and stuck up bitches" like some of the people that actually reside there.
Don't live in St. Albert, unless you want to be rich, have sex with fuck daddy's, do drugs, party and get mental health issues later in life, or waste your life on stupid shit!
"Spend your money on nothing great. Welcome to St. Albert."
Sure, okay, it can be a safe community in some spots, but oh honey it's the worst if you're a teenager or young adult. Absolutely nothing to do. Fucking Teens think they're top shit and form stupid ass cliques that won't help them later in life. You think being rich is great? Well St. Albert is for your ass then. Kids do drugs, smoke crack, roll up in their "fuck daddy's Mercedes or Porsche" and ask for money, money, money all the damn time. The people who live here don't even know what it means to be humble.
St. Albert is also VERY homophobic, transphobic, and has a SHIT-TON of racism. St. Albert people spread rumors and think they're celebrities. Fuck off twats, you're not Kayne. Nobody is the shit here, 30 years from now, they'll be begging all the rest of other city folk about how to "not be being rich and stuck up bitches" like some of the people that actually reside there.
Don't live in St. Albert, unless you want to be rich, have sex with fuck daddy's, do drugs, party and get mental health issues later in life, or waste your life on stupid shit!
"Spend your money on nothing great. Welcome to St. Albert."
St. Albert: Land of the rich, spoiled, and stuck up shitty people. Activities on site include: Blow your "daddy", "Tried crack-cocaine and almost thought I was dead and fucked my ex again", "spend 2,000$ on an outfit that has no use in real life", and many many more things that make us "great."
by UnleashTheBearz June 10, 2018
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A small community by Edmonton hated by all but those who live there. Has one of the highest incomes per capita in Canada and contains spoiled rich kids driving 50,000 dollar cars and wearing 2,000 dollar outfits. The girls are sexy the boy are hot and living a life that resembles something off of The Hills. The party's are crazy full of alcohol, drugs, and sex, and there is one everynight. The parents don't set boundries because they party as hard as their kids. A safe community where a break-in is sure to cause an uproar. As a kid you could easily walk around at three in the morning and feel safe. The second you hit grade 9 the parties, alcohol, drugs, and sex start and daddy's little girl grows up fast. These kids don't have a care in the world, how could you when you have unlimited access to you Dad's bank accounts. Ideal place to grow up if you want to slack off in school, ride around in a beemer, and party all night. The letter recently written by a St.Albert resident, pretty much sums up what they believe in and stand for.
St.Albert:
"his status was accomplished once his friends saw our house and other possessions. It sounds cruel but that is how it is; ask your children, they will tell you."
or
"Let's get smashed today, I'll ask my mom to boot for us, we can take my mercedes."
"his status was accomplished once his friends saw our house and other possessions. It sounds cruel but that is how it is; ask your children, they will tell you."
or
"Let's get smashed today, I'll ask my mom to boot for us, we can take my mercedes."
by St.Aer August 04, 2010
4
A small city where everyone thinks their hot shit, G's, Drug dealers, and good fighters.
This specific city is full of drama, and gossip, There is constant beef between groups, and schools, theirs alot of stds going around in st.albert because everyone enjoys sleeping with their whole group, and its a town people like to get out of.
This specific city is full of drama, and gossip, There is constant beef between groups, and schools, theirs alot of stds going around in st.albert because everyone enjoys sleeping with their whole group, and its a town people like to get out of.
St. Albert Kids don't do anything but blow their money on drugs and nice cars because their spoiled little assholes.
by Wellthan October 26, 2008
5
"Hey man have you been to the town of bwian yet? it's also known as St. Albert, it's a pretty neat place!"
by The Genius Dude September 15, 2011
6
Located northwest of Edmonton, Alberta, is a dump specifically for french white trash also known as St. Albert. St. Albert is full of teen shitheads who will swear at you in French if you kick their sorry assholes in any sport. Their lockers at school are more messier than the dumpster fires in their trailer parks because of all the French onion soup and baguettes they have in their lockers. Another name for St. Albert is Doucheville.
by Gursehajtheduck November 21, 2018