The town for growing up, the town for chavvy year youts to "chill" at Paragon Park and get picked up by BTEC nonces driving around playing Nines or Bugzy malone. The story of this town goes on further, may I mention the park and ride. Yes! A great addition for the Middle class to get a family bus to Cambridge to go punting. That's the only daytime.... 8pm onwards the £1 parking fee is written off for the evening so up come forth the Barry boy drivers in there 15 year old Vauxhall Corsas to go drifting around the wide open space and causing absolute chaos, they're hard! Ever thinking about coming to St Ives now..... DON'T, the box is shut!

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The combination of all the STDs from all over the world. The STD of Stives is found in the village (everyone takes turns) vagina of Jess. It can be caught in the boys restroom where severaldicks are shoved into the orange saggy vagina. The symptoms of this STD, is your skin turns orange like a ompa-lumpa and you start to talk in a manly voice like savanna.

unusual but coolest name ever! very few in the world. usually pronounced "Steve" but Stive is cooler. its like styve. people named Stive probably do pot...and drink. if anyone tells you their name is Stive, frikkinn talk to them!

the nickname of my amazingly good cousin, he is the funniest person I have ever met.

(Adj)Used to describe someone wearing something tight. Usually a tight pair of jeans.

A name that I made up

It’s pronounced Alex about spelt stìvë