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What Immigrants do to curry favor with the Bossman
My supervisor was all over my shit the other night so today I have gotta KSA SSD
by islandcuban December 29, 2022
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In the game Rainbow Six Siege, this phrase may be used in chat to tell that one bitch who takes forever to load in to buy a solid state drive, which don't take as long to load.
*p3n1s69 takes forever to load in*

dickhead420: "newegg.com/ssd"
by ajschlem January 7, 2019
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When you forgot what you searched for so you just randomly slam your gently write random letters

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by SereneWolf July 26, 2018
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A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.
Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.
by GimpyLeg August 12, 2021
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by nylonthingy February 26, 2023
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A misnomer for an SSD. 'SSD' stands for solid state drive, so calling it an 'SSD Drive' would be calling it a 'solid state drive drive'.
Adam: "Yo i just installed an SSD drive in my PC! It's so fast!"
Mark: "... you mean an SSD?"
Adam: "Yeah, the new SSD drive thingy, it makes it go so much faster!"
Mark: "The D in SSD already stands for 'drive', so why are you adding an extra 'drive' to the end? So you're installing a solid state drive drive to your PC?"
Adam: "uhm, i don't know. i just thought that was what it was called, just like an HDD drive."
Mark: "... HARD DISK DRIVE.... DRIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
by suburban__dictionary April 11, 2023
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Solid State Drive. Something console peasants can only dream of at present. Something standard on PC for the past 5 years. Someone marveling at the speed with which games load like a peasant would marvel at seeing running water in someone's house.

A hard drive built out of chips similar to RAM or USB sticks with no mechanical parts. In contrast old computers and consoles use mechanical drives with spinning discs inside. The single best upgrade for your old PC.
In December 2020 console peasants will get SSDs with their PS5s.
by GlowNGR January 3, 2020
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