This is when you get asked by a random female person to do the following steps:
- Masturbate

- Cum massively over your own stomach

- Rub your fingers in it
- Stick them in your mouth

- Then stick them so far up your ass, you get a boner again.

Remember to film the intire thing and puplish it
Hey you! Do a Ssamuc!

When me and the dudes does a Ssamuc in the wild. We really seem to connect with nature.
by Sexnineeee May 27, 2020
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