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Origin: derived from the words "cunt" and "Squan." The combination takes the word "cunt," widely regarded to be one of the most offensive and derogatory words in the English language towards women, and turns it into the best compliment a Jersey Shore girl could ever receive.
Squnts are 22-30 year old females commonly found at the Jersey Shore in places like the Sprey boom boom room or Leggets. Squnts typically love certain things not limited to the following: to party, to get smushed in wall-less shack beach houses, America, sloppy make-outs in the Boom Boom room or at DJais happy hour, getting grinded on, etc. Typically squnts are from upper middle class to upper class backgrounds and attended a first-tier northeast university. How do you know if a girl is a squnt? Yell "squnt" at her and if she immediately goes down on you then she's a squnt.
Squnts are 22-30 year old females commonly found at the Jersey Shore in places like the Sprey boom boom room or Leggets. Squnts typically love certain things not limited to the following: to party, to get smushed in wall-less shack beach houses, America, sloppy make-outs in the Boom Boom room or at DJais happy hour, getting grinded on, etc. Typically squnts are from upper middle class to upper class backgrounds and attended a first-tier northeast university. How do you know if a girl is a squnt? Yell "squnt" at her and if she immediately goes down on you then she's a squnt.
1.Bro King: "Sup you fucking squnt?"
Squnt: "Stop calling me that!" (giggling and loving every minute of it)
2. Bro King: "You missed 4th of July weekend, you're not a squnt."
Squnt: "Yea but I was making out in the boom boom room last night to make up for it."
Bro King: "Hugh Wright!"
3. Bro 1: "I'm trying to smush today."
Bro 2: "Guidofest is today. Squnts will be sitting on it before noon."
4. Some Girl: "Why am I not a squnt?"
Bro: "Because you complained about me punching out every single window in our shore house when I was bombed last night."
Squnt: "Stop calling me that!" (giggling and loving every minute of it)
2. Bro King: "You missed 4th of July weekend, you're not a squnt."
Squnt: "Yea but I was making out in the boom boom room last night to make up for it."
Bro King: "Hugh Wright!"
3. Bro 1: "I'm trying to smush today."
Bro 2: "Guidofest is today. Squnts will be sitting on it before noon."
4. Some Girl: "Why am I not a squnt?"
Bro: "Because you complained about me punching out every single window in our shore house when I was bombed last night."
by Hughseph Wright October 05, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A female squid in nature. Derived from the word squid and the word cunt. A derogatory term for a female Naval seaman or officer. A term often used by Marines.
The squnt attached her egg sack to the reef and swam away.
The Marines shouted insults as the squnts in Basic Training marched by.
The Marines shouted insults as the squnts in Basic Training marched by.
by Lost Texan November 28, 2006
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"That hot girl Bianca was just hunting squirrels!"
"You wanker, that's what we call squnting! But dude, Bianca is mad hot!"
"Word up cracka!"
"You wanker, that's what we call squnting! But dude, Bianca is mad hot!"
"Word up cracka!"
by Tub Girl, visit my website at www.tubgirl.com May 01, 2005
5
Slang for a female Native American's private parts.
Alternative definition: derogatory term for a Native American who is cunty.
Alternative definition: derogatory term for a Native American who is cunty.
by Jungle Jen November 28, 2015