Oh my god, my asshole hurts from the giant sqump that I just did!
by Blumpette December 09, 2018
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to squat and jump, or just everything in life
"That's so sqump"

"Your a sqump"

"Let's sqump"

"No way he pulled out his sqump on her"
by ~m&c~ June 22, 2017
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WHen you are disguising Humping as squiriming when in a crowd with your girl\boy friend
Angela was squmping Cassidy as she was tickling him
by Rob April 09, 2005
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Squrming and humping combined between a guy and girl.
Robby and Jessica like to sqump each other, but not in public like Angela and Cassidy.
by Jenn April 19, 2005
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A portmanteau of squash (or squish) and crumple. A sound of crushing.
The car hit the guardrail with an enormous sqump.
by Ezra F. March 26, 2007
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