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The seminal fluid of a hot throbbing squid phallus. Pronounced as "skw•uhm".
"Finna drop all this squm on them sandy cheeks."

"Got squm?"

"How about a load of squm on that pink belly, Patrick?
by UnholyGrundle April 08, 2021
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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a hip word to describe a whacky occurrence- More commonly used as an exclamation.
Did you see that thing Mimi said? Holy SQUM was that weird.
by cablenewz December 28, 2020
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Essentially just the words Squid (referring to the aquatic animal or cephalopoda) and Cum mashed together. Pronounced no different than the word "scum".
"Get that mouth open Patrick, I don't want you dropping any of this squm!"

"So anyway, I filled every orifice SpongeBob had with my squm."
by UnholyGrundle April 08, 2021
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Watch yo mouth. That words the worst one in the book. I'm tryna make it a trend and have it be a swear word like how I did with "fak"
Oh squm
by Olif September 04, 2017
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