Top definition
The Squits: to have liquid poop accompanied by a burning feeling in the ring Leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable for the remainder of the day
Gee coach i cant play in the game tonight on account of i got the Squits
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Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits
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Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits
by Barry Pap April 29, 2003
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....
His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
by Jonathan June 21, 2004
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When you think you're going to fart, but liquid shit squirts out of your ass leaving you with shitted pants and a mile away from the nearest toilet.
by gooz January 12, 2004
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Often thought to be a fart, turns out to be a small amount of diarrhea smeared between the ass cheeks or in a projectile fashion staining the underwear.
by eye4eye February 17, 2008
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A not so compact shit. In fact a rather loose stool! The word is a cross between Squelch and shit, to literally mean Squelchy shit.
by Rob, Dan and Chalky August 12, 2006