This is when you make a girl squirt few moments to when she has her period. Then you use her cum as water to cook pasta and her period blood as sauce then her blood cloth as meat balls .

Its a the evacuation of a cream pie (seman) from a greatful female host threw sneezing or intense orgasm. The evaluation is so violent it causes the cream pie to be evacuated like a airsol.

Quick squirts that burns your asshole as you shit.

Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.

British for Whipped Cream. A light and fluffy cream traditionally stored in a can, which upon pressing the dispenser at the top the cream will be dispersed.

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers