When you put the squirt of a girl in a cup with a lollipop stick in it and freeze it in the freezer, you get a squirty. Yes, you can eat it.
Girl: You want a squirty?
Boy: Yeah Sure!
Girl: Hold on a minute.
by nicolasmotherfuckincage May 30, 2015
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The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.
Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.
Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.
by OoklaGeezus June 21, 2005
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a form of explosive diarrhea. Can be caused by anything but has the same symptoms and consequences as normal diarrhea
Man, that asian food gave me the worst squirty dumplings I have ever had.

I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings
by bengalsfan05 September 08, 2009
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when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell
Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.
by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017
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