Urban Dictionary: Squirt

if Erin comes over tonight, I hope she doesn't stay late. I gotta have a squirt and that usually takes a while!

by critty July 14, 2004

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

Kate:Uhh uhhh uhhhh fuck yeah ohh uhh daddy put it in harder! Bryce:shit,you just squirted all over the fucking room.Kate well girls are girls.

by Theshitposter11 March 26, 2019

A short distance or drive to a specific location, usually around 15 minutes or less using your preferred method of transportation

“Hey bro, have you left your house yet?”

“Yeah man. I’m just a squirt away”

by TherealcaptnJAC July 12, 2020

(v) the act of taking a shit after snorting a trail of crystal meth or coke.

Hey, uh, can I take a quick squirt in your restroom?

by Kash April 07, 2003

Verb:: to laugh so hard that you "squirt" out a little pee.

I <i>squirted</i> when I saw Night at the Roxbury... Dude! I squirted A LOT!!

by LainaSquared August 29, 2007

Either you're talking about a simple word that is a liquid being poured at a rapid succession, or
>it's your semen

Jack: Oh god, I'm gonna squirt!
-squirts-
Jack: oh heck

by LargeWillyHaver59 December 31, 2017