Urban Dictionary: Squirt

A towel used to consume squirt material

Shit! Bitch, squirt on the squirt towel not the pillows.

by The Squirt Towel Master November 18, 2013

Get a Squirt Towel mug for your mama Riley.

Female ejaculation of the fishy variety

When my bird came she squirted cod juice in my eye, it burns it burns , fucking cod squirt

by mitch00uk March 24, 2015

Get a cod squirt mug for your brother Manley.

squirting orgasm

Female ejaculation---EPIC sex

Last night our sex was so wild, so loud, so epic that I had a squirting orgasm. Messy but EPIC!

by Bad Nancie April 04, 2014

Get the squirting orgasm neck gaiter and mug.

Tangerine squirts

The "Tangerine squirts" is a form of really sloppy, smelly, dis-coloured diarhoea.

John: Do you want to go out for some Indian food tonight?

Mike: Nah, iv still got the Tangerine squirts from the last Indian I had.

by Bigtim89yabass September 13, 2009

Get a Tangerine squirts mug for your father Manley.

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

Joan is never satisfied because her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin January 28, 2007

Get a touch squirt mug for your sister Sarah.

Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

by miggelzworth October 25, 2010

Get a Hershey Squirts mug for your daughter Rihanna.

hershey's squirts

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.

"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"

by LaRon May 11, 2006

Get a hershey's squirts mug for your mother-in-law Nathalie.