The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe
Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.
Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
by 🐺 March 27, 2020
by Twinkle Twat October 16, 2010
by herpdenerp May 28, 2017
The spray that shoots out one's ass following an enema. The effect is sometimes replicated as a college prank or by scat freaks. They jam a garden hose up their ass on low pressure until 'full', then release the hose from their anus. Upon release brown shitwater shoots out of the person's ass up to twenty feet.
by Sherby McGee March 27, 2003
by Djbro66 November 17, 2015
The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".
Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.
by Frank Klaune February 02, 2005
A nike squirt is when a girl takes a nike water bottle and squirts the water up into her vagina pleasuring herself.
by Meep Beep Beep July 23, 2018